I Am Zen
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006This is my first post. And i shall make it a bloody good one. Prepare for the greatest post of the century for i shall enlighten you with knowledge and wisdom from the heavens above.
What i am about to tell you will no doubt rock your world and flip it upside down. Bear in mind that you would mostly likely utter the word ‘fuck’ out of disbelief at the end of this post.
Are you prepared for the enigma?
Hold your breath…
1.. 2.. 3.. 1.. 2.. 3..
Wear your pants…
Buckle up…
Say your prayers…
Brush your teeth…
Behold…
*drum rolls*
Okay…here goes…
I am a real-life hobbit. And when i smile, i look like a frog.
The end. You can say ‘fuck’ now. Okay. Bye bye. Remember not to dig your nose in public. Oh, and please use soap to wash your hands after digging your gold…
