zenprodigy

Looks like it’s time for me to have a new wishlist. Once again, i am quite broke, dropped 50 bucks the other day. Bloody hell. Okay, here goes…

Embrace yourselves… 

1. Strawberry pie - Yummy-licious!!! =)
2. A quiksilver leather bag - RM180!!!! Erk!!! I want!!!
3. Lacoste polo tees - RM300++!!! Madness!!
4. Ralph Lauren polo tees - RM300++ also!!!
5. Topman polo tees - Hot! Hot! Hot!
6. G2000 long sleeve shirts and ties - There was this abso-fucking-lutely beautiful white shirt!!!
7. iPod Nano - Slim. Sleek. Sassy. I like.
8. Esprit or Levi’s or Zara jeans - I also like.
9. Billabong or quiksilver surfer shorts - Comfy, soft and got lots of ventilation. Perfect for Malaysian weather.
10. Quiksilver or billabong t-shirts - Red or white or blue or pink in colour.
11. A pair of shades - Protect my eyes from sunlight when driving or when playing basketball.
12. A nike rubber wrist band - Nice to see. Nice to wear. Also nice to lastic my brother with it.
13. A platinum ring - My fingers feel naked.
14. A new pair of glasses - Mine are broken.
15. A new cellphone with a 2.0 megapixel camera - To take pictures of sweet strawberry pies with melted chocolate and cream. =)
16. Billabong or quiksilver short pants - Cuaca panas!!!
17. A webcam - So that I can make you puke when you’re chatting with me on msn.
18. Cash - Who doesn’t need them?
19. A brand new 2006 Honda Civic - One word. Whoa!!!! Style, quality, excellence. I agree.
20. More strawberry pie - hehe =)

I shall curse the idiot who took my 50 bucks! He or she shall drop 100 bucks and I will get to pick it up! Hah! That ought to teach him/her not to mess around with Fabian the Great. Bloody maggots.

Oooooo. I have a pair of new shoes. So white. So shiny. I’m transfixed by it…

Bloody maggot.

Son of a fly.

Bloody maggots.

They suck.

They make me sick.

They make me puke.

You wouldn’t like me when i puke.

Things you would say to your mom when you’re high.

"Yo my nigga bigga sugga daddy papaa macha!!! Whazzup…what’s goin down in the hood y’all! What’s new dawg? Walau-eh!! HMMMC (Holy Mamma Mia Moo Moo Cow)!! Your chest enlarged already ar! Even bigger than mommy’s! And, and you’re pregnant!!! Is it a boy or a girl???!!! Oh and i see that you’ve polished your nails pink! That’s the way daddy! Pink’s the new black!! Dang! You look sassy!!"

Things you would say to your dad when you’re high.

"Yo wad up mommy! What’s going down in the hood! Been chillin in ya crib? Yo yo turn the beat on mah! Make some noise! Crank it up!!! Wad up with the moustouche mah? Why ain’t ya hair long? What happened to ya chest mah? Why it flat? Been exercising eh? Lost weight huh…bout time you did mah…you looking fine girl! Move ya body! Shake that booty! Shake that booty all night long!!!"

Things you would say to your dog when you’re high.

"Hi honey! Wow!!! You’ve got a new shaggy-licious haircut! It looks bloody nice on you babeh! Come to me babeh!  Let’s go for a ride my cutiee lil boo boo! Muaksssssssss!! Damn girl, your tongue got longer! I like!!! And dang, you smell fine! Just like my little doggy at home!"

Things you would say to a police officer who stops you on the highway for speeding when you’re high.

"Hey there hot lips…You looking fine sugar!…That police uniform looks so darn sexy on you!!! You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you? Notty girl you!! I want to bring you home with me tonight!!! Ggggrrrr!!"

Lesson Of The Day - Never get high, you’ll never know what kind of trouble you might get into…

In the morning when I wake up, I tell myself…

"Fabian, macha…save money dei…petrol price increase, gas price increase, everything’s price also increase, macha, chill macha, think of the rainy days…"

And then, I start to chant…

"Must save money! Must save money! Must save money!"

I do that repeatedly, until I have completely brainwashed myself.

When someone asks me out, and I happen to walk into a shopping mall with many many shops displaying the word ‘SALE’ or ‘CLEARANCE’ or anything of that sort, all hell breaks loose.

I will no longer tell myself to save money. Instead, the devil in me takes over and tells me…

"Dude…it’s the sale season, man! Better get something, reward yourself, take the opportunity to buy something, anything! Don’t go home empty handed! Sale leh! SALE!!!"

But there’s always an itsy bitsy tiny little angelic voice inside of me that tells me…

"Fabian…think of your parents, they spend so much of money on your education, it’s a big burden to them. Kesian them lah. Think of this before you waste anymore money. Save it for a rainy day. Save it for your studies abroad. Medicine is not cheap ok? Don’t buy things that you don’t need."

And you’ve guessed it. The dark side rules. I will end up buying something that I do not actually need. Well, maybe i would use it once in awhile…

At night, before I sleep, I will only have one thing to say…

"KNNCCB!!!!"